bmt jokes

ok here are some running jokes in the company/platoon and i doubt many of you will understand most of it.

Some you might get:
'Do you have a golden mouth?'
'Disappear'
'Are you ok?'
'Cut the crap'
'Half left down'

And those you may not:
'Dont waste my time'
'Hurry up, fish want to book out already'
'Tonight the fish never book out cause they know i got duty tomorrow'
'I call my lawyer'
'Naval Divers'
'SAF Engineers'

And those you wont:
'Ala ke pom po!'

Nick names:
'Goldfish'
'Potato'
'Flinstone'
'Peanut'
'Mascot'
'Rich-man'

Platoon 3. Whatever it Takes.