Captain Dawson

ok, i know that this will probably haunt me for the next few weeks, but hey! i wont be around for the next few months! haha

these events happened beween 1823 and 1830 hours on the 27th of May 2007, Sunday.
ok story goes: im sitting at my computer talking to some people on msn and then my phone rings and its a private number and this ang mo sounding guy starts talking:(all bracketed remarks are what was goin on in my head)
Captain Dawson: Hello, my name is Captain Dawson and im calling from MINDEF for Mr. Norfor.
Me:(oh shit!) yes?
Dawson: Yes, Mr. Norfor im calling from the intelligence devision and we would like you to come down for an interview this Saturday. it will be a short phyco analysis test involving some ink blots and that sort of thing.
Me:(wow! intel, shit this is cool!) erm, ya ok, er can i jsut get the details?
Dawson: yes ok, please report at 11am to MINDEF HQ at Depo Road. Do you know where that is?
Me: er, is it near CMPB?
Dawson: oh, im sorry i ment the one at Bukit Gombak. im not sure about the bus services but you could do some research(oh, must be a test of some kind, to make sure i know how to gather infomation) or you could cab down.
Me:ok
Dawson: yes so just go to the main gate and tell them you are there to see me. bring along your identity card and a pen.
Me:ok
Dawson: and could you give my PA a call to confirm the meeting. his number is 9380 6417
Me: ok, thank you very much
Dawson: yes ok, so i look forward to seeing you at 1030 on saturday.

*end of part one*

so after that im a mix between freaked and excited. so i start telling daphne about it n im really sorta happy then suddenly like 30 seconds later my phone rings again and its another private number:
Dawson: hello. its Captain Dawson again.
Me: ah, yes?
Dawson: yes. Mr.Norfor why haven't you called my PA yet?
Me:(what the hell?!?!) sorry, i was just about to call him.
Dawson: Mr. Norfor this is the intelligence department, you cant delay when relaying information!
Me:(oh crap! ohhhh crap!!!) sorry, but you just told me to call him
Dawson: hey man, do you know who this is?
Me: OH YOU *****************************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: hi edward(gunalan)

*sigh* ya ya, everyone just laugh lah. go on go on, just keep laughing. laugh some more.