The Dumb Test

For every "yes" give yourself a point!

[x] Has gum fallen out of your mouth when you were talking?
[ ] Has gum fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking?
[x] Have you have run into a glass/screen door?
[ ] Have you jumped/fallen out of a moving vehicle?
[x] Did you think of something funny and laughed, and then had people give you weird looks?

[] Have you run into a tree/bush?
[x] Do you think it is possible to lick your elbow?
[x] Did you just try to lick your elbow?
[] You did not know that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm?

[] Did you just sing them?

[x] Have you tripped on your own shoelace and fallen?
[x] Have you have choked on your own spit?
[x] Have you seen the Matrix and still don't get it?
[x] Have you never seen the Matrix?
[x] Do you type only with two fingers?

[x] Have you accidentally caught something on fire?
[ ] Have you tried to drink out of a straw, but it came out of your nose or eyes?
[x] Have you caught yourself drooling?
[x] Have you fallen asleep in class?
[ ] If someone says "fart", "penis" or "vagina" you laugh?

[x] Have you ever just stopped thinking?
[ ] Have you told a story and forgot what you were talking about?
[ ] Do people often shake their heads and walk away from you?
[ ] Are you often told to use your "inside voice"?
[x] Do you use your fingers to do simple math?

[x] Have you have eaten a bug?
[x] Are you taking this test when you should be doing something more important? E.g. assignments
[x] Have you put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realise it?
[x] Have you looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or on your head?
[x] Do you break a lot of things?

[x] Do your friends know not to use big words around you?
[ ] Do you tilt your head when you're confused?
[x] Have you fallen out off your chair before?
[x]When you're laying in bed, do you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling?
[x] Do you use the word "umm" many times a day?

Total = 24
The Verdict:- 18 And Above = Stoopid
- 18 And Below = Not Stoopid

Final result: umm, duh!